Homeland Insight

Like every other white American citizen, I too have become obsessed with Homeland. Considering the exuberent amount of TVshows I'm already obsessed with, I have to be into Homeland. I mean, hello, I watched the first season in two days. Anyway, I thought I'd point out a few things about Homeland that I think need acknowledgement in order to prep us all for the season finale on Sunday.

Dana's eyebrow:
I know the girl who plays her is like 16 or whatever, but come on and find another acting emotion.

Dana's one pair of shoes:

Seriously? Brody is a congressman, so I'm pretty sure she can afford another pair. Also, how does she get away with wearing these clonkers with her school uniform? I'm pretty sure "almost always falling off ankle boots" are not regulation.

Brody's son looks like a lesbian:

I mean, duh. Also, does anyone know his name? Cause I have no idea what it is.

The whites of Carrie's eyes: 
She cray.

Jessica's inability to have a cute haircut: 
She could do way better. Also, Season 1 haircut?
What was she thinking? It's like a mullet with Audrey Hepburn bangs.

Brody's mouth: 
It's just so tiny. Also, compare:

Actually, Regina is hooking up with Mike from Homeland in the projection room above the auditorium:

RIGHT!?!?!?!?! Gah he's hot. 

Ok. It's almost 4am. I'm out.